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Just a collection of things I find fascinating. If that's wrong, I don't want to be right. It's basically a visual and more eloquent representation of my inner monologue...but sometimes it's just funny. Wut?
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tastefullyoffensive:

"This stuffed squirrel I won at our state fair looks suspiciously familiar…"[baconmobile]

tastefullyoffensive:

"This stuffed squirrel I won at our state fair looks suspiciously familiar…"

[baconmobile]

(Source: underthesubmarine)

driveshesaid:

Got home to these beauties sent by @coach. Im dying 😍#FlowerFriday

jadehariey:

sukoshibot:

jadehariey:

jadehariey:

What’s the tallest buildings in your city?

THE LIBRARY BECAUSE IT HAS THE MOST STORIES 

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I can’t believe I’m being punder arrest.

"My best day had to be the day after I wrapped Guardians of the Galaxy. I was very homesick and coming home to my wife, and my home, and to my son, who was at the time 13 months old. My wife told me there’s a chance he won’t recognize you—but that’s okay that happens all the time. He doesn’t know, he might be a little shy…"

(Source: pedro-quill)

wallflowerbloom:

No matter what anybody tells you, words and ideas can change the world.

We don’t read and write poetry because it’s cute. We read and write poetry because we are members of the human race. And the human race is filled with passion. And medicine, law, business, engineering, these are noble pursuits and necessary to sustain life. But poetry, beauty, romance, love, these are what we stay alive for.

(Dead Poets Society, 1989)

jackanthonyfernandez:

closetoalmosthere:

When we’re young our parents embarrass us…

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But there gets to be a point where we start to embarrass  them… 

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This is v cute

(Source: firsthome)

houstonastros:

Orbit is funny AND factually accurate.

houstonastros:

Orbit is funny AND factually accurate.

vikingserket:

wakaswagihomie:

I TRIED TO TAKE A PICTURE OF YEEHAW YAWNING AND

is your cat called yeehaw

acutealien:

bluelava3:

its over. homophobia is finally over

I can’t believe this

(Source: huffingtonpost)

saydolly:

Aziz Ansari is like the king of callouts.

(Source: renloras)

(Source: maddieonthings)

(Source: burgertv)

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